Because the other one was missing momotarou ( ̄3 ̄)~

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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mayormills:

that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet

renyrenee:

Going on my iPhone is such a treat right now

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

octopluss:

drragonss:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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WHY ARE PEOPLE REBLOGGING THIS RIGHT NOW ITS NOT EVEN AUGUST YET

the keyword is ‘soon’

baby: m- m- m- ma- ma-
mother: mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera
baby: m-ma..ma mama mama!
mother: oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers
kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you

Ass according to sign
  •  Aries: Horrible
  •  Taurus: Softly
  •  Leo: Squishable
  •  Virgo: Very pretty
  •  Gemini: Beautiful
  •  Libra: Excelent
  •  Cancer: Nice asshole
  •  Aquarius: Tiny
  •  Capricorn: Perfect
  •  Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty
  •  Pisces: Very good
  •  Sagitarius: No have